Dad Logic

June 1, 2010

"Slimey is a daddy because he has a beard. And he shaves his beard and puts it on my knees."

Ready for a close-up?

May 28, 2010

Charlotte is pretending her night light is a camera. "Okay 'troller, I'm going to click you. Take a cheese!"

And, "Daisy, come here and I will put you in a small bag of pizza so the big bad wolf don't get you."

If Only All Meetings Were Like This

May 7, 2010

I just said to Charlotte, about five minutes ago, "Daddy is at a meeting."

Just now, she said to me, "Daddy is at a comedian."

Improvising

May 7, 2010

To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"

"Pasta, the imaginary friend, with a corncob in his hand..."

Fuzzy on Gender Distinctions

May 5th, 2010

"Charlotte, I'm so excited that tomorrow is your birthday!" (kneeling down to look her in the eye) "Do you know how much I love you?"

"Mommy, if you took my hair off I'd be a boy."

Another New Friend

April 12, 2010

A new friend, Dae, lives on Charlotte's ceiling and talks to her. He also vomits periodically.

The Interpretation of Art

April 12, 2010

"Oh Charlotte did you draw a bird? What a pretty bird!"

"No I did not draw a bird!"

"Oh. What did you draw?"

"A chemical."